Licking the Stress Ball

admin January 27, 2009 vision 3 Comments

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adjective

1. distraught to the point of behavioral synesthesia

2. flummoxed; confounded; perplexed by conflicting situations

“On the day of Microsoft’s largest layoff in its history, Rufus went to lunch where he saw Microsoft recruiters on his college campus. He grabbed their swag stress ball, licked it, and promptly embarked on his own Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test…..”

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3 Responses to “Licking the Stress Ball”

  1. rufusb said:

    Jan 28, 09 at 8:56 am

    Have I invented a new word! This is my best work since “dude” and “word to yo motha”.

  2. Sukey said:

    Jan 30, 09 at 7:15 pm

    I was at a k-12 instructional technology expo where the “stress ball swag” was shaped into a miniature red desktop with the expo name emblazoned in blue across the screen. I grabbed two of them; one of the students at my school ended up stealing one.

  3. admin said:

    Feb 02, 09 at 3:07 pm

    Your swag got stolen? Now I know for sure you’re in K-12…

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