Licking the Stress Ball
adjective
1. distraught to the point of behavioral synesthesia
2. flummoxed; confounded; perplexed by conflicting situations
“On the day of Microsoft’s largest layoff in its history, Rufus went to lunch where he saw Microsoft recruiters on his college campus. He grabbed their swag stress ball, licked it, and promptly embarked on his own Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test…..”
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